09-06-2021, 08:17 PM
A rabbit walks into a store owned by the forest's well-known EvilAsh.
'Mr. Evil, do you have strawberries?'
'No, sorry I don’t,' Evil responds.
The rabbit walks out, only to return a few minutes later.
'Mr. Evil, do you have any strawberries?'
Evil looks at the rabbit in confusion and says, 'You just asked me that. I don’t have strawberries.'
Another 5 minutes pass and the rabbit comes in again.
'Hey Mr. Evil, do you have any strawberries?'
Evil, annoyed, looks at him in the eyes and says, 'Listen here, pal. Ask me one more time if I have strawberries and I will nail you to that tree outside the store!'
The rabbit walked out disappointed, but surely enough, he returned in about 10 minutes.
'Mr. Evil! Do you have any nails?'
'No, I don't,' Evil said.
'What about strawberries?'
'Mr. Evil, do you have strawberries?'
'No, sorry I don’t,' Evil responds.
The rabbit walks out, only to return a few minutes later.
'Mr. Evil, do you have any strawberries?'
Evil looks at the rabbit in confusion and says, 'You just asked me that. I don’t have strawberries.'
Another 5 minutes pass and the rabbit comes in again.
'Hey Mr. Evil, do you have any strawberries?'
Evil, annoyed, looks at him in the eyes and says, 'Listen here, pal. Ask me one more time if I have strawberries and I will nail you to that tree outside the store!'
The rabbit walked out disappointed, but surely enough, he returned in about 10 minutes.
'Mr. Evil! Do you have any nails?'
'No, I don't,' Evil said.
'What about strawberries?'
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Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
Honorary Shield Brother
Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
