08-31-2021, 10:03 AM
The Mum & Ms. Mum leave a formal event.
He's in a tuxedo, she's in a gown. Of course The Mum had a few drinks. He starts the car but doesn't put on his seat belt.
'Please, darling,' Mrs. Mum says, 'you've been drinking. Put on your seat belt.'
'Not when I'm wearing a tuxedo,' The Mum says.
They drive to an intersection. Across from them is a police car.
'He's going to see you're not wearing your seat belt,' she says.
'Nonsense,' he says.
The light turns green and the cop pulls them over. The Mum hurriedly fastens on his seat belt.
'Sir, were you wearing that seat belt a moment ago?' asks the cop.
'Of course, I was.'
'Ma'am,' the cop says, 'do you recall if he was wearing his seatbelt?'
'Oh, I couldn't say,' Mrs. Mum replies. 'It's best not to argue with him when he's been drinking.'
He's in a tuxedo, she's in a gown. Of course The Mum had a few drinks. He starts the car but doesn't put on his seat belt.
'Please, darling,' Mrs. Mum says, 'you've been drinking. Put on your seat belt.'
'Not when I'm wearing a tuxedo,' The Mum says.
They drive to an intersection. Across from them is a police car.
'He's going to see you're not wearing your seat belt,' she says.
'Nonsense,' he says.
The light turns green and the cop pulls them over. The Mum hurriedly fastens on his seat belt.
'Sir, were you wearing that seat belt a moment ago?' asks the cop.
'Of course, I was.'
'Ma'am,' the cop says, 'do you recall if he was wearing his seatbelt?'
'Oh, I couldn't say,' Mrs. Mum replies. 'It's best not to argue with him when he's been drinking.'
They call me The Mum - Jimmie the Mum
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
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Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
Honorary Shield Brother
Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
