Parkster Jokes

[Jimmie the Mum]

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.
I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!

The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did she's 21 and her name's Lucy.

Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Could only use it for half an hour , as I started to feel sick It's great though. It provides me with everything I need - KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, the lot."

The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries!

A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" He says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."

My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

[Tonto]

[wtfdic]

[Not A Nice Person]

From the title of the thread I was expecting something more like this . . .

[US_Tank]

I have had worse!

[Jimmie the Mum]

I have had worse!

In Montana.

[Skipper the cigar aFISHinodo]

loved the last 3

[GMJager]

all of them are hilarious!

[Parkster]

Ah Jimmie ........ you have spent too much time in my company ......... those are all superb

and WTF is it with all of the sheep and goats these days hahahahahahahaha

[SenorSmoke]

Good stuff.