09-03-2018, 04:32 AM
A priest, a doctor, a rich business man and a Scotsman were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.
The doctor shouted to them "I've never seen such poor golf".
The Scotsman chimed in, "aye, we have been waiting to tee off for nigh on 15 minutes".
The businessman called out, "move it on you guys, time is money".
The priest spotted George the green keeper and asked to have a word with him.
"Whats wrong with that annoying group ahead of us?" asked the priest.
George the green keeper replied "ah, yes, thats a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free, any time they want to".
The group fell in to an embarrassed silence for a moment.
Then the priest said "Thats so sad, I will say a special prayer for them tonight".
The doctor said, "I'm going to contact my opthalmologist colleagues and see if there is anything they can do for them".
The businessman said, "I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire service benevolent fund in honour of these brave souls".
And the Scotsman said ......... "Whay cant they play at night?"
The doctor shouted to them "I've never seen such poor golf".
The Scotsman chimed in, "aye, we have been waiting to tee off for nigh on 15 minutes".
The businessman called out, "move it on you guys, time is money".
The priest spotted George the green keeper and asked to have a word with him.
"Whats wrong with that annoying group ahead of us?" asked the priest.
George the green keeper replied "ah, yes, thats a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free, any time they want to".
The group fell in to an embarrassed silence for a moment.
Then the priest said "Thats so sad, I will say a special prayer for them tonight".
The doctor said, "I'm going to contact my opthalmologist colleagues and see if there is anything they can do for them".
The businessman said, "I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire service benevolent fund in honour of these brave souls".
And the Scotsman said ......... "Whay cant they play at night?"
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