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the wild random story
#41
I awoke to a familiar smell, tobacco curing in the barn.
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#42
As I regained my senses I noticed there was a note laying next to me which read:
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#43
"you have 34 hours to tell me where it is"

& I thought "where WHAT is?!"
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#44
my......my........my belt??!!
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
Never apologize mister, it's a sign of weakness. - Capt. Nathan Cutting Brittles
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#45
Why was my belt tied around my feet? And where did my.....
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What's the point in arguing or trying to make sense of something that is lost?
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#46
my pants go?! As if things weren't peculiar enough I could hear someone approaching...and that person turned out to be
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#47
Parkster! 

"Do I really have to save your arse again?"
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#48
 Parkster help me remove the belt form my feet, gave me a hand and helped me to my feet as he said "Please put your pants on!"
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What's the point in arguing or trying to make sense of something that is lost?
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#49
But Skip realized he left the house without pants today. So Parkster gave him a kilt to wear.

Mark came walking by and said "look at thet funny looking chick in a skirt!" At which time Skip...
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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#50
showed him what as under the kilt. It was...
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
Never apologize mister, it's a sign of weakness. - Capt. Nathan Cutting Brittles
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