Humidor - Guess what I will do

[Tonto]

Tell her right away......

But make sure you point out the following:

1) "I've always wanted one. And after I fill it, I won't ask for anything else!"

2) "It's a high quality piece of furniture."

3) "It was on sale, a once in a lifetime price that you will never see again!"

4) "It was such a good price, that with the money I saved, I bought you  _______ that you always wanted." (Buy her something nice that she's always wanted.)

Damn!  You seem to have this down.  How long have you been married?

17 years, next March