The Lion

[Jimmie the Mum]

Will he continue to roar? Will The Mum let him live? He's walking on thin turf so what will I do?

The sperm lion as promised sent me the final 3 mason jars (eat your heart out Jelly Man & Mario). Those jars are staying with me & Mrs. Mum.

In the past, I have bomb many people, gave away thousands of dollars in stogies but I never gave away a mason jar and never will.

These 3 jars will be safe & sound in the Mum compound and they will be put to good use.

However, the Lion sent other trinkets and this is what will get a member of SC in trouble. I'm not happy that the Lion sent these other goodies (I appreciate the thought but totally Un-Necessary).

Therefore, before I head to Vegas I will bomb a member of this forum.
Let's just say it will be a young member in honor of the Diamond Lion.

Apologizes for the lousy pics, the package arrived just as I was leaving for the beach compound.

The Note:



Salt & Pepper:
The silly Lion included a Betty Boop Salt & Pepper Shaker. Even Mrs. Mum approves of it and Betty told me I believe I'll get some extra special sex tonight:



Freaking Nolan Ryan Met Card:
That;s right, the Lion knows I'm a big Met fan and the Lion sends me his baseball card. Unbelievable!!



Then the silly Lion hits me up 5 top notch stogies:


My go to smoke, Oliva V Mumcero, My Father, another favorite, Pardon 64 Anniversary, Nub Maduro and another fan favorite a EP Carrillo.

Damn Mr. Lion, I wished you were coming to Vegas...

[TheValKitty]

Very nice hit. The Betty Boop Salt and pepper shaker is too cute.

[tarheel7734]

Nice hit. I am sure he will eventually get what is coming to him.

[Maduro Pips]

Wow!!!! What a lashing from the lion or what I actually call him, the red ram!! Hahaha

[The Diamond Lion]

Mum, you are more than welcome! I am glad the Mets Nolan Ryan card has gone to a true Mets fan. I really wish I was going to Vegas this year, too, but it was not in the cards for me. And I am glad that a newbie will be pounded in my honor...Tarheel is getting a bit uppity. :p

The Red Ram...LOL. It sounds soon much worse than it is.

[Benfishin1]

The lions roar is definitely not worse than his bite! Great hit on the Mum.

[Parkster]

1st class as usual Mr lion ...... LOTS of thought in that bomb, which gets the extra kudo's from me, a very personal hit.

BRAVO!!!!!!

[stoneiraq]

I don't know what I like better, the awesome card or the awesome sticks! Great hit

[MaytagMan]

Nice, but not very smart...

[jam]

Nicely done lion man