11-21-2009, 05:54 PM
[size=2]A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: âI have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.â[/size]
[size=2]She answers, âMy son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.â Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.â She responds, âWell, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.â
The cab driver is very excited and says, âYes, I'm single and Catholic!â[/size]
âOK,â the nun says. âPull into the next alley.â The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
âMy dear child,â said the nun, âWhy are you crying?â Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.â The nun says, âThat's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.â
He replies: âI have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.â[/size]
[size=2]She answers, âMy son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.â Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.â She responds, âWell, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.â
The cab driver is very excited and says, âYes, I'm single and Catholic!â[/size]
âOK,â the nun says. âPull into the next alley.â The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
âMy dear child,â said the nun, âWhy are you crying?â Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.â The nun says, âThat's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.â
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Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
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Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
Honorary Shield Brother
Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore