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A Cabbie & A Nun
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[size=2]A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you
.”[/size]

[size=2]She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.” Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.” She responds, “Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I'm single and Catholic!”[/size]
“OK,” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.” The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” said the nun, “Why are you crying?” Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.” The nun says, “That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party
.”
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