05-27-2008, 11:50 AM
A guy's having trouble falling asleep because their neighbor's dog is barking incessantly. His blonde wife gets annoyed at his tossing and turning, and can't fall asleep because of the dog as well. Finally, frustrated, she gets out of bed and announces that she's goint to "take care of this once and for all." She puts on her robe and marches downstairs.
The husband doesn't worry much about her comment. She doesn't know how to use his guns, and the dog's big enough to defend himself against a rolling pin. Several long minutes pass. The dog continues to bark.
The blonde returns, takes off her robe and announces, "Well, THAT should take care of the problem!"
"What did you do?" the husband inquires, "The dog's still barking."
Smugly, she answered, "I put him in OUR yard. We'll see how THEY like it!"
The husband doesn't worry much about her comment. She doesn't know how to use his guns, and the dog's big enough to defend himself against a rolling pin. Several long minutes pass. The dog continues to bark.
The blonde returns, takes off her robe and announces, "Well, THAT should take care of the problem!"
"What did you do?" the husband inquires, "The dog's still barking."
Smugly, she answered, "I put him in OUR yard. We'll see how THEY like it!"