Happy Birthday Robfather!!

[Tonto]

[usa]Happy Birthday Rob!![usa]

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[US_Tank]

Happy Birthday Rob.  I wish you many more.

[Bluesman455]

Happy Birthday Rob!!!!  [rob]

[Runs With Scissors]

Happy Birthday!!!

[wtf]Does anyone know what's going on here?[party2]

Enjoy your day![bravo]

[carl609]

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[Bobgun]

THE BEST DAYS TO YOU OLD MAN.

  I CAN JUST SEE PARKSTER  OFF IN A HEATHER STREWN FIELD IN HIS KILTS WITH NO SHIRT ON, PLAYING THE BAGPIPES WITH A WONDROUS TUNE IN YOUR HONOR.  SO ENJOY EVERY BIT OF THE DAY .

 

[madurodave]

Happy Birthday, Rob![7up]

[MaytagMan]

Happy Birthday Rob!!!





 

[Parkster]

No pipes cos its raining and minus 3 ............ but a story of a red head ... just for you, and a story of a cowboy too.

Happy birthday Dude.





A red head was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates. 'I'm sorry,¹ St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of goodly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.'

'That's cool' said the red head, 'What does the Entrance Exam consist of?'

'Just three questions' said St Peter.

'Which are?' asked the red head.

'The first,' said St Peter, 'is, which two days of the week start with the letter 'T'? The second is How many seconds are there in a year? The third is What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'

'Now,' said St Peter, 'Go away and think about those questions and when I call upon you, I shall expect you to have those answers for me.' So the red head went away and gave those three questions some considerable thought.

(I expect you will do the same).

The following morning, St Peter called upon the red head and asked if she had considered the questions, to which she replied, 'I have.'

'Well then,' said St Peter, 'Which two days of the week start with the letter T?'

The red head said, 'Today and Tomorrow.'

St Peter pondered this answer for some time, and decided that indeed the answer can be applied to the question.

'Well then, could I have your answer to the second of the three questions?' St Peter went on, 'how many seconds in a year?'

The red head replied, 'Twelve!'

'Only twelve?' exclaimed St Peter, 'How did you arrive at that figure?'

'Easy,' said the red head, 'there's the second of January, the second of February, right through to the second of December, giving a total of twelve seconds.'

St Peter looked at the red head and said, 'I need some time to consider your answer before I can give you a decision.' And he walked away shaking his head.

A short time later, St Peter returned to the red head. 'I'll allow the answer to stand, but you need to get the third and final question absolutely correct to be allowed into Heaven. Now, can you tell me the answer to the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'

The red head replied; 'Of the three questions, I found this the easiest to answer.'

'Really!' exclaimed St Peter, 'And what is the answer?'

'It's Andy.'

'Andy??'

'Yes, Andy,' said the red head.

This totally floored St Peter, and he paced this way and that, deliberating the answer. Finally, he could not stand the suspense any longer, and turning to the red head, asked 'How in God's name did you arrive at THAT answer?'

'Easy' said the red head, 'Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited till his billy boiled.'

And the red head entered Heaven...



[cigar]




Naked Cowboy

A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'

The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ....

I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... So I did.


Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.


Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy.. '


'And here I am.'



[rob]

[crowb8]

Happy Birthday Rob!

[pirate2]