06-03-2008, 05:55 PM
Okay, usually when someone not only admits to having been in the Navy . . . but acts PROUD of it . . . well, you sorta know what you're dealing with. Gotta be at least one of several kinds of bent, y'know? [lol]
Not this heathen . . . I was a fighting Seabee!
Won't catch JOHN WAYNE in no crackerjacks! [lol]
So, a certain "submariner" . . . a little banzaikitteh . . . who's been talking a lot of smack and making a lot of ill-advised bomb deliveries lately, decided to test the defenses of the Heathen Horde by attacking the Fortress of Smokitude . . .
And that's a very nice hit, you know. Some seriously sweet smokes there, but . . . wait . . . what's this? A note?
And [wtf2] is THIS damn thing?
Instructions are . . . less than helpful. [wtf]
"My Melody?" Hello Bunny? But . . . there's a switch. I click it to "on" . . . nothing happens. I click it to "open" . . . battery's really old. Put a fresh one in, click it back to "on."
Oh.
hock: hock: hock: hock: hock: hock: hock: hock: hock:
NOW the note makes more sense!
Dooooooooooooooooooood . . .
That's freakin' HILARIOUS! You must DIE now, of course, that goes without saying and is beyond question, but . . . ROTFLMFAO!!!
Just remember . . . among heathens, revenge is a sacrament!
And thanks for the fine stogies. Not so much the rabbit. [lol]
NANPâ¢
[cigar]
Not this heathen . . . I was a fighting Seabee!
Won't catch JOHN WAYNE in no crackerjacks! [lol]
So, a certain "submariner" . . . a little banzaikitteh . . . who's been talking a lot of smack and making a lot of ill-advised bomb deliveries lately, decided to test the defenses of the Heathen Horde by attacking the Fortress of Smokitude . . .
And that's a very nice hit, you know. Some seriously sweet smokes there, but . . . wait . . . what's this? A note?
And [wtf2] is THIS damn thing?
Instructions are . . . less than helpful. [wtf]
"My Melody?" Hello Bunny? But . . . there's a switch. I click it to "on" . . . nothing happens. I click it to "open" . . . battery's really old. Put a fresh one in, click it back to "on."
Oh.
hock: hock: hock: hock: hock: hock: hock: hock: hock:
NOW the note makes more sense!
Dooooooooooooooooooood . . .
That's freakin' HILARIOUS! You must DIE now, of course, that goes without saying and is beyond question, but . . . ROTFLMFAO!!!
Just remember . . . among heathens, revenge is a sacrament!
And thanks for the fine stogies. Not so much the rabbit. [lol]
NANPâ¢
[cigar]
NANP™