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Bonsai Kitties! Squids from Helheim!
#1
Okay, usually when someone not only admits to having been in the Navy . . . but acts PROUD of it . . . well, you sorta know what you're dealing with. Gotta be at least one of several kinds of bent, y'know? [lol]

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Not this heathen . . . I was a fighting Seabee!

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Won't catch JOHN WAYNE in no crackerjacks! [lol]

So, a certain "submariner" . . . a little banzaikitteh . . . [Image: 561916990_d8b300c0fc.jpg?v=0] who's been talking a lot of smack and making a lot of ill-advised bomb deliveries lately, decided to test the defenses of the Heathen Horde by attacking the Fortress of Smokitude . . .

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And that's a very nice hit, you know. Some seriously sweet smokes there, but . . . wait . . . what's this? A note?

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And [wtf2] is THIS damn thing?

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Instructions are . . . less than helpful. [wtf]

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"My Melody?" Hello Bunny? But . . . there's a switch. I click it to "on" . . . nothing happens. I click it to "open" . . . battery's really old. Put a fresh one in, click it back to "on."

Oh.

Confusedhock: Confusedhock: Confusedhock: Confusedhock: Confusedhock: Confusedhock: Confusedhock: Confusedhock: Confusedhock:

NOW the note makes more sense!

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Dooooooooooooooooooood . . .


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That's freakin' HILARIOUS! You must DIE now, of course, that goes without saying and is beyond question, but . . . ROTFLMFAO!!!

Just remember . . . among heathens, revenge is a sacrament!

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And thanks for the fine stogies. Not so much the rabbit. [lol]

NANP™
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NANP™
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#2
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol]


Remember, you need to share that with Thomas when he comes to visit... Tongue
"HAVE LONGSHIP, WILL HERF!!!"
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#3
Nice bomb.[lol] The ......Confusedhock: thing is hilarious. Reminds me of another bomb.Tongue

HAHAHAHAHA!

Good show, great story board Boar.
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#4
[lol][ROTF]    Simply AWESOME!!!  Cool
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
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#5
Hey NANP™

Dont chip your teeth!

 

[welcome]
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#6
[user=1094]banzaitoyota[/user] wrote:
Quote:Hey NANP™

Dont chip your teeth!

[welcome]

[really]

. . . . must be some kind of Squidly thing . . .

NANP™
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NANP™
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#7
Nice hit &  nice selection as Boar ia a big Camacho fan. I don't think he's a bunny guy tho. Heathens usually eats them as a snack.

 
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#8
Good work guysBig Grin
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#9
Good work!  But the Navy?  Its not the real service!  If you know what I mean?
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#10
I was in Tiajuana in 94!  I saw a Navy dude get onstage.  They blindfolded his ass.  But before the blindfold they had a gorgeous assed woman make out with the guy.  Grab him!  Then they blindfolded him.  They said she was gonna blow him.  He was all excited.  He got blindfolded and she literally started blowing the guy.  He was all worked up.  In the near beginning they switched and some transexxual dude started blowing the Navy guy.  He shot his wad from what I could tell he was thinking it was a hot chic.  But it was a dude with a cock!  That is what they do to Navy dudes!
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