Life sucks, if you're stupid...

[Odsman]

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class,
with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the
 body covered with a white sheet. The professor
 started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary
 Medicine it is necessary to have two important
 qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be
 disgusted by anything involving the animal body.'

 For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,
 stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow,
 withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his
 students. The students freaked out, hesitated for
 several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a
 finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking
 on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them
and said, 'The second most important quality is
observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked
on my index finger.' 'Now learn to pay attention.
Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'  

[BuddhaBill]

[ROTF]

[Tonto]

[lol]

[-PO-]

 LOL

[Bluesman455]

[lol][wow]

[SmokyOneKenobi]

hahahaha...U Nasty!!!

very funny[ROTF]