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Pentagon anounces new fighting unit
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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
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#2
Are these guys from North Dakota?   How did I miss out on this?
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I have plenty of buddies who will like the "no limit"Tongue
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#4
They took his job!


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#5
[lol]
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#6
They took our jeeehhhbbbbsss!

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Vitamin G Wrote:They took his job!


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