Job transfer to Detroit~

[Not A Nice Person]

Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.

"What's the matter?" Jack asked.

"I've been transferred to Detroit, there's crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate in America."

Jack replied, "I've lived in Detroit all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world."

The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"

"Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."


NANP™
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[banzaitoyota]

Who in their right mind would want to hijack a load of Butt-wiper beer?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh wait, we are dealing with heathens [happy]

[Jimmie the Mum]

cute[lol]

[Not A Nice Person]

[user=1094]banzaitoyota[/user] wrote:

Oh wait, we are dealing with heathens [happy]

[really]

I see absence hasn't improved your disposition any.

NANP™
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[Tonto]

[lol]

[banzaitoyota]

[user=1094]banzaitoyota[/user] wrote:

Oh wait, we are dealing with heathens [happy]

[really]

I see absence hasn't improved your disposition any.

NANP™
[cigar]

 

My disposition is still as crappy as ever. Do I need to bomb you back into submission again? Lot of talk of retaliation from the heathen herferds, but no evidence of any action. Do I need to send you some more batteries?

 

Luv and Kisses'

Banzai

[Not A Nice Person]

[user=1094]banzaitoyota[/user] wrote:

[user=1094]banzaitoyota[/user] wrote:

Oh wait, we are dealing with heathens [happy]

[really]

I see absence hasn't improved your disposition any.

NANP™
[cigar]

 

My disposition is still as crappy as ever. Do I need to bomb you back into submission again?

<gay stuff deleted>

You haven't bombed me into anything YET, let alone AGAIN.

But please, no more green cigars or Japanese dildos. I've no use for either. [really]

And pay attention, numbnuts. This is the JOKE folder. The BOMB folder is over there. Stuff your lame smack talk back where it belongs. And I don't care how teensy-tiny a pathetic excuse for a hardon you have for heathens . . . stow it. You don't see me talking smack about Baptists.

Sheeeeesh.

NANP™
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[SmokyOneKenobi]

hahahahahahah.......

Detroit.......Bagdhad.............whatever [pounding]

[banzaitoyota]

who's baptist?[smokin4]

[Not A Nice Person]

[user=1094]banzaitoyota[/user] wrote:

who's baptist?[smokin4]

Who cares?

I don't talk smack about other people's religions, and I think it's pretty dang rude you think it's okay to talk smack about MINE. You got a problem with the followers of the Old Ways, keep it to yourself.

There's a line shouldn't be crossed. Me and mine have fun with the 'Viking' motif in the bomb threads/krewes because it's fun, because there's a wealth of material to draw from, and because we have a personal connection to that history. It stays THERE.

The latest krewe has a Boondock Saints motif going. You don't see me going all over the fargin' board talking shite about Irish Catholics. HEATHEN is a faith, bro. A folkway. Please try showing a bit more respect for that.

NANP™
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