Things are getting tough at work

[Bluesman455]

Subject: LETTER FROM THE BOSS
March 10th 2009


As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack

Obama is our President, and that our taxes, and government fees will increase in

a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase

by about 10%. Since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal

state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This

has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't

know how to choose who would have to go So, this is what I did. I walked

through our parking lot and found six Obama bumper stickers on our

employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go.

I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for

change; I gave it to them.


I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

The Boss

[B-Dub Cigar Ambassador]

AHHH-hahahaha!!!

[Vitamin G]

I'll take "How to lose a lawsuit" for $500.



I would, however, immediately apply to such a company and work there for far less than I am worth, for the rest of my life.   I wish a CEO actually had that level of testicular fortitude.

[MK 199]

I did a double take after realizing this wasn't in the jokes thread [doh]

[US_Tank]

I love it! 

 

 

[bravo][bravo][bravo][bravo][bravo][bravo]

[Bluesman455]

I did a double take after realizing this wasn't in the jokes thread [doh]

That was why I did it. [devil]

[crowb8]

The problem is that there were likely more that six stickers in the parking lot![mad]

[banzaitoyota]

there were 8 employees

[stogiedad.1]

[thumbsup]