03-31-2009, 07:35 PM
Subject: LETTER FROM THE BOSS
March 10th 2009
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack
Obama is our President, and that our taxes, and government fees will increase in
a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase
by about 10%. Since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal
state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This
has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't
know how to choose who would have to go So, this is what I did. I walked
through our parking lot and found six Obama bumper stickers on our
employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go.
I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for
change; I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
The Boss
March 10th 2009
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack
Obama is our President, and that our taxes, and government fees will increase in
a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase
by about 10%. Since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal
state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This
has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't
know how to choose who would have to go So, this is what I did. I walked
through our parking lot and found six Obama bumper stickers on our
employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go.
I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for
change; I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
The Boss