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The myth of the Candy Bar Missile System
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In the annals of history, there lurks rumors of a mysterious weapons system; a system so diabolical that it's existence was never documented. Its history is clouded in innuendo and legend. Tales of its development are told in the smokey bars where the boomer sailors swap lies and sea stories. [wow] Just the mere speculation of this horrendous wepon causes the Halls of Geneva Switzerland to tremble and quake. This system is so sinister and cunning yet so logically simple it defies logic.

With the advent of the "super"; the evil empire built massive shelters deep in granite mountains to protect the young ones, the seeds of the black empire. The problem" How to destroy this evil spawn without annihilating the planet itself...

One day a young designer, famished with hunger and crazed on caffeine, rushed from his cube for a candy bar. The thought was born. Dont try to destroy where the spawn live; bring the spawn out in the open to be destroyed.

Thus was born the first generation Candy Bar Missile System. Outdated Polaris A3 ICBM's were modified with a larger payload, a payload of candy bars with little parachutes.... This weapon was launched first as as distraction over the Evil Empires population centers. When no nuclear detonation was detected and the "ALL CLEAR" was sounded...all the children of the EVIL EMPIRE would run from the massive bomb shelters into the streets to play, and there would be thousands of candy bars slowly falling from the sky [bravo]. The children would rush to grab the candy and call their friends. Swarms of people would soon fill the streets.

AND THEN




[color="darkred"]WE WOULD STRIKE, WITH OUR TRIDENT D4 MIRV W85 WARHEADS, A WARHEAD SO DEVASTATING THAT NO-ONE COULD SURVIVE...........

[color="black"]but I digress, no such weapon existed, civilization couldn't allow such a weapon to exist........................


OR COULD IT?

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#2
OH CRAP!!![wow]
To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society.
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banzaitoyota Wrote:[size=1][size=2][size=3]civilization couldn't allow such a weapon to exist........................[/size][/size][/size]
Gentlemen, they said the same thing about machine guns and submarines.

Good luck, everyone.

 
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That's crazy talk.......Next you'll be talking about screen doors on subs......Tongue
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#6
I guess we will have to wait and see..
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#7
I hope its not green!  [lucky]
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[what]

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Tongue
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WTF is he blabbering on about.

Is that a long winded way of saying.....



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