The Book Report

[Tonto]

Students at a local College were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' by James Cameron and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton...and write a comparative Book Report.

One student turned in the following Book Report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His professor gave him an A+ for this Report...

Titanic: Cost – $29.99
Clinton : Cost – $29.99

Titanic: Over 5 hours to read
Clinton: Over 5 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys good cigar
Clinton: Ditto for Bill

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there!

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her Gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember anything.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica.. Ooh, let's not go there, either!

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary. Basically, the same thing.

[Jimmie the Mum]

HA HA , good one.

[Tonto]

On a side note, I never saw the movie. 

My wife did. 

She said it was such a good movie & the best part was when all the people died & Jack slid off into the icy water.    

[Benfishin1]