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**Tonto** · 01-02-2022, 04:06 PM

For some reason, this is calling to me...should I go for it?

CP Box o' Crapola: 18 Cigars + More for $49.99 (always free shipping)

https://www.cigarpage.com/new-year-box-o-crapola.html

Quote:CIGAR PAGE MYSTERY BOX o' CRAPOLA

The annual Cigar Page Bag o' Crapola is back for a nutty New Year's revival! This semi-annual, highly regrettable tradition brings a random pile of cigars + fun non-cigar stuff. Some say it's more FU than FUN but hey, what can you do. Cigar-wise you're looking at a combination of 18 brand name blends in big ring gauges (50-60 thickness). The junk: lovingly called junk but truth is some of it ain't bad, and some is downright good. What’s in each box is a mystery - some are same, some are different, but I will say this - all in, I tallied up the retail prices and it's an absurd $305. Not sure about that but it's worth every bit of $100, and EASILY $49 worth of fun in there alone. Can't put a price on that! So grab yours soon and let the buyer’s remorse begin....

I can picture you now. Waiting for the delivery man with nose pressed up against the window glass like a kid in candy store. Oh, the deliciously high savings! The mouth-watering array of random goodies! The succulently non-existent shipping charges!

Cue the muzak and sing along with me now:
It rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs,
and over your neighbor's dog.
It’s great for a snack,
And fits on your back
It's crap crap crap!
Crapola, crapola,
It's fun, it's cheap, like driftwood
Crapola, crapola, it's better than bad, it's good!