10-10-2021, 08:08 PM
Ben had a yearning for smoke bacon, pork chops & ham.
So he went to the 3 pigs house. He figured he could grab a piglet and have a feast.
The guy has no soul.
When he got there he peaked in the window.
Momma Pig and her three little pigs were sitting at the table.
'Alright you three, you better behave while I'm at the store,' the mom said. 'I'll be back before you know it.'
'Alright mom,' the three pigs echoed.
'And remember, do not open the door, unless it's me! No exceptions,' the Momma Pig said.
'But how will we know?' one of the little pigs asked.
The Momma Pig thought about it for a second and said, 'I got it! When I'm back, I'll knock three times. Then you'll ask for a password. The password will be "I am eating peanut butter."'
So the three pigs locked the door as their mom left, clueless that Ben had been standing outside the window listening to the whole conversation.
Thirty minutes after their mom left, the three little pigs hear three knocks.
'Children, it's me, mom!' a voice appeared.
'What's the password?' the three pigs echoed back.
'I'm eating peanut butter,' the voice replied.
'You could be eating crap for all we care Ben, we can see you through the peephole.'
Go back home and smoke a chicken.
So he went to the 3 pigs house. He figured he could grab a piglet and have a feast.
The guy has no soul.
When he got there he peaked in the window.
Momma Pig and her three little pigs were sitting at the table.
'Alright you three, you better behave while I'm at the store,' the mom said. 'I'll be back before you know it.'
'Alright mom,' the three pigs echoed.
'And remember, do not open the door, unless it's me! No exceptions,' the Momma Pig said.
'But how will we know?' one of the little pigs asked.
The Momma Pig thought about it for a second and said, 'I got it! When I'm back, I'll knock three times. Then you'll ask for a password. The password will be "I am eating peanut butter."'
So the three pigs locked the door as their mom left, clueless that Ben had been standing outside the window listening to the whole conversation.
Thirty minutes after their mom left, the three little pigs hear three knocks.
'Children, it's me, mom!' a voice appeared.
'What's the password?' the three pigs echoed back.
'I'm eating peanut butter,' the voice replied.
'You could be eating crap for all we care Ben, we can see you through the peephole.'
Go back home and smoke a chicken.
They call me The Mum - Jimmie the Mum
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
Honorary Shield Brother
Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
Honorary Shield Brother
Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
