10-04-2021, 03:49 PM
Three men (The Mum, Evil & Ben) were relaxing on the beach in Florida.
The Mum said, 'I owned a factory in New Jersey. One winter, the heat didn’t come on, the pipes froze and got water everywhere, and everything was ruined. I said screw this, I ain't starting over, so I took the insurance money, sold the place, and retired to down here.'
Evil said, 'I had a big store, in Philadelphia, a comic store. One night, it caught fire and burned to the ground. I didn’t want to go through all the work of rebuilding, so I sold the property, took the insurance money, and moved here, too.'
Ben said 'I owned a huge car dealership in Wisconsin. Two years ago, a major snowstorm along with 80 mile winds blew through and destroyed everything, even the buildings. I, too, decided to take the insurance money, and retire.'
The two others looked at him in awe.
After a few moments of silence, one asked, 'How in the hell did you start a snowstorm?
The Mum said, 'I owned a factory in New Jersey. One winter, the heat didn’t come on, the pipes froze and got water everywhere, and everything was ruined. I said screw this, I ain't starting over, so I took the insurance money, sold the place, and retired to down here.'
Evil said, 'I had a big store, in Philadelphia, a comic store. One night, it caught fire and burned to the ground. I didn’t want to go through all the work of rebuilding, so I sold the property, took the insurance money, and moved here, too.'
Ben said 'I owned a huge car dealership in Wisconsin. Two years ago, a major snowstorm along with 80 mile winds blew through and destroyed everything, even the buildings. I, too, decided to take the insurance money, and retire.'
The two others looked at him in awe.
After a few moments of silence, one asked, 'How in the hell did you start a snowstorm?
They call me The Mum - Jimmie the Mum
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
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Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
Honorary Shield Brother
Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
