09-29-2021, 07:15 PM
Parkster boss sent him in the desert to look for oil. So he rents out a camel to ride on.
The rental guy asks, “Have you ever ridden one of these?”
Parkster replies, “No.”
“It’s simple. If you say 'Woah,' it will walk. If you say, 'Woah Woah,' it will run. If you say 'Woah Woah Woah,' it will run so fast you have to reach out and slap it on the mouth. But be careful, you might fall down and break something.”
Dave hops on the camel and says “Woah.” It starts walking. He says “Woah Woah.” It runs. He says “Woah Woah Woah.” The camel runs so fast Parkster decides to risk it and reach out to slap it on the mouth.
Now it’s a good thing he did that because the camel stopped right at the edge of a cliff.
Dave looked down the ravine with wide eyes and said, “Woah!”
That was the last time we heard from Parkster.
The rental guy asks, “Have you ever ridden one of these?”
Parkster replies, “No.”
“It’s simple. If you say 'Woah,' it will walk. If you say, 'Woah Woah,' it will run. If you say 'Woah Woah Woah,' it will run so fast you have to reach out and slap it on the mouth. But be careful, you might fall down and break something.”
Dave hops on the camel and says “Woah.” It starts walking. He says “Woah Woah.” It runs. He says “Woah Woah Woah.” The camel runs so fast Parkster decides to risk it and reach out to slap it on the mouth.
Now it’s a good thing he did that because the camel stopped right at the edge of a cliff.
Dave looked down the ravine with wide eyes and said, “Woah!”
That was the last time we heard from Parkster.
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Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
Honorary Shield Brother
Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
