Mrs. Mum & her Best Friend

[Jimmie the Mum]

Maria (Mrs. Mum Best Friend) meet in the afterlife. 
 
Maria: 'Hi Mrs. Mum.'
 
Mrs. Mum: 'Hello Maria. So how did you die?'
 
Maria: 'I froze to death.' 
 
Mrs. Mum: 'How horrible!'
 
Maria: 'It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?'
 
Mrs. Mum: 'I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that The Mum was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.'
 
Maria: 'So, what happened?' 
 
Mrs. Mum: 'I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, then down into the basement, and then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere. I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.'

Maria: 'Oh, you gotta be kidding me.'

Mrs. Mum: 'What's wrong?'
 
Maria: 'Too bad you didn't look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive.'

[nayslayer]

Lil, that's good

[Tonto]

[Benfishin1]

LOL!!

[MaytagMan]

lolol

[The Diamond Lion]

Mum, keeping it all chill. LOL