09-07-2017, 11:19 AM
Three guys grow up together. They meet in kindergarten, go through elementary, secondary, and high school together and then go to college together.
After graduating one of them lands a job in New York, another in Boston and the other in Chicago.
Each year the get together to go to a ball game in one of their respective cities. One year on the way home from Yankee Stadium they are caught in the middle of a multi-car pile up. They get out of their car to see if they can help.
The first thing that they encounter is the body of a woman, dead and naked in the road who'd fallen out of an ambulance. The guy from Chicago said "This isn't right!" and places his Cub cap over one of her boobs. The guy from New York says "You're right!" and placed his Yankee's cap over her other boob. The friend from Boston places his Boston cap over her vagina.
The police arrive and ask the guys what they were doing. The Chicago guy said "We were covering her up for the sake of her dignity!"
The police officer goes over and inspects by lifting the Cubs cap and sees a boob, looks under the Yankee's cap and sees a boob and then looks under the Boston cap. He lifts the cap up, looks and puts it down, lifts it again and puts it down, lifts it again and puts it down so his captain says "And now what are you doing?"
He says "Captain I'm confused! Usually when I look under a Red Sox cap I see an asshole!"
After graduating one of them lands a job in New York, another in Boston and the other in Chicago.
Each year the get together to go to a ball game in one of their respective cities. One year on the way home from Yankee Stadium they are caught in the middle of a multi-car pile up. They get out of their car to see if they can help.
The first thing that they encounter is the body of a woman, dead and naked in the road who'd fallen out of an ambulance. The guy from Chicago said "This isn't right!" and places his Cub cap over one of her boobs. The guy from New York says "You're right!" and placed his Yankee's cap over her other boob. The friend from Boston places his Boston cap over her vagina.
The police arrive and ask the guys what they were doing. The Chicago guy said "We were covering her up for the sake of her dignity!"
The police officer goes over and inspects by lifting the Cubs cap and sees a boob, looks under the Yankee's cap and sees a boob and then looks under the Boston cap. He lifts the cap up, looks and puts it down, lifts it again and puts it down, lifts it again and puts it down so his captain says "And now what are you doing?"
He says "Captain I'm confused! Usually when I look under a Red Sox cap I see an asshole!"
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
Never apologize mister, it's a sign of weakness. - Capt. Nathan Cutting Brittles
Never apologize mister, it's a sign of weakness. - Capt. Nathan Cutting Brittles
