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WTF California??
#1
WTF California??


http://www.foxnews.com/science/2016/09/20/cow-farts-can-now-be-regulated-in-california.html


Quote:Cow farts can now be regulated in California

California Gov. Jerry Brown kept up his assault on climate change Monday, pushing through a law meant to reduce greenhouse-gas emissions from dairy farms and landfills.

"You know, when Noah wanted to build his ark, most of the people laughed at him?" Brown said, per the Sacramento Bee, adding that that ark saved Earth's species.

"We've got to build our ark, too, by stopping ... dangerous pollutants." Brown's approval of Senate Bill 1383 goes after short-lived climate pollutants, which include methane, black carbon, and HFC gases, per the AP.

Although these gases don't linger in the atmosphere, they still make people sick and hasten global warming due to their heat-trapping ability, per Reuters. "We're protecting people's lungs and their health," Brown said, per Courthouse News.

One of the main methane culprits: manure. Per the bill, dairy farmers have to cut methane emissions to 40 percent below 2013 levels by 2030. Under a cap-and-trade plan, farmers will receive aid from the $50 million or so raised via polluter fees, which they can then put toward machinery that uses methane to create energy they can in turn sell to electric companies.

The state's Air Resources Board can also now regulate bovine flatulence, as long as there are practical ways to reduce the cows' belching and breaking wind.
Under the bill, emissions from HFCs also must be reduced by 40 percent from 2013 levels by 2030, while black carbon emissions will have to get to 50 percent below those levels by the same year.

Composting also has to go up by 50 percent within four years to curb methane from organic waste. The state's head of the National Federation of Independent Business rails against the "arbitrary" limits and says they're a "direct assault on California's dairy industry," per the AP.
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
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#2
I have a few friends, and several acquaintances that live in CA (four of which, are on this forum). If CA had the big one, and fell off of earth tonight, those seven people (and their families) , would be the only ones I would mourn.
...moving along...nothing left to see here.
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#3
Just when you thought you heard it all..
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#4
I think we need to eat more steak...just to fight global warming or cooling or is it now just "climate change"?
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
Never apologize mister, it's a sign of weakness. - Capt. Nathan Cutting Brittles
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#5
Ah...that country fresh smell. LOL! Bill and I live in the dairyland of Cali. How in the hell do you regulate cow farts!? I guess it means they put bags on a cow's ass? If I wasn't laughing so hard at this, I'd cry over its stupidity. God knows that I more than average contribute to the methane distribution.
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#6
What a freakin' joke. All the stuff that's going on in the world and that's what they are worried about.
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#7
Secondhand farts.... kinda like secondhand smoke...it can kill ya mooooooo
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#8
I bet some hippie is designing a Bovine rectal insert with a charcoal filter.


This state can bite my anal polyps!







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