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I've disconnected my ADT home alarm system.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, sheriff, FBI, DEA, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service, Border Patrol, ICE and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
I've never felt safer and I’m saving $49.95 a month.  
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What's that beeping noise on your phone? 
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(08-05-2015, 04:10 PM)Jimmie the Mum Wrote: What's that beeping noise on your phone?
The NSA said it's nothing...to ignore them...errr...the noise....
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Just don't go to church..lol
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(08-05-2015, 07:57 PM)nayslayer Wrote: Just don't go to church..lol
They have an increased police presence there. Using the parking lot to stop & "do paperwork" in.
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Plus no more annoying Jehova Witness visits!
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(08-05-2015, 08:18 PM)Benfishin1 Wrote: Plus no more annoying Jehova Witness visits!
I have a good friend, whose dad (he died some years ago) was in WWII & was a retired LEO...he was called "Crazy" Charlie for some of his antics both during the war & after.
One time, many years ago, when I was still in High School, I was over at my friend's house. His dad was there...cleaning a .38 in the kitchen, when the doorbell rang. It was a group of Jehova Witnesses. He saw them coming and answered the door, holding his .38 in a pocket.
As they started talking, he slowly pulled out the gun, covered in a cleaning rag, dropped the rag so they could see what it was, closed the cylinder & then with this big crazy, pyscho smile on his face, invited them in to discuss "his" God.
They freaked out & started running down the block. We all started laughing so hard, we all almost fell down.
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That's awesome! I bet they never came back.
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I need the try that tonto lol
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