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Si Senor...
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Let me say sorry in advance if this offends anyone, but it was too funny not to post

The teacher in Cali told Pepito her Mexican student to make sentences with his spelling words and this was his reply...
1)Cheese: Maria likes me but cheese ugly.
2) Mushroom: When all my family gets in the car, there isn't mushroom.
3) Shoulder: My friend didn't know how to make tacos so I shoulder.
4) Texas: My friend always texas me forwards.
5) July: Ju told me ju were going to the store and july to me, Julyer!!
6) Chicken: I was going to the store with my wife but chicken go by herself.
7) Wheelchair: We only have one soda but its ok wheelchair.
8) Chicken wing: My mom plays the lottery so chicken wing.
9) Liver: A bully was messing with my sister and I told him to liver alone.
10) Body wash: I wanted to go to the bar but no body wash my kids.
11) Budweiser: That woman over there has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?
Jonathan Charles Axisa, my beloved son, 11/7/1979 - 7/8/2010

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