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BREAKING NEWS: CigarGuy feared dead.
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Hello cigar people.
This is the administrative assistant to CigarGuy.

I regret to inform you that a very large explosion has leveled "the residence".

CigarGuy is feared dead.
An entire city block has been reduced to rubble and we can not yet ascertain the extent of the damage. But clearly an unprecedented attack has been leveled against my (perhaps former) employer.

The last we heard of CigarGuy was during a phone call to me. His wife was heard in the back ground saying "Hun, there's a package here from Dustin Teck..." But before she could finish CigarGuy screamed "NO! Don't Open That NOOOO"

And then there was nothing.

We'll post more details as we can.
Please say a prayer for CigarGuy... and if any of you need an administrative assistant, I may be looking.
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I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

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#2
Haha nice! A Quick, painful and silent strike
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#3
I wonder if he has nine lives cause he will need at least seven of them....Tongue
They call me The Mum - Jimmie the Mum
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
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Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
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#4
Nice
--Mike
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#5
HAHAHA....Nice!!!!!!
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
Steven Wright
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#6
I'm alive...
But barely.
Seriously. Barely.

My brain is still spinning from this hit.
Dustin really swatted a fly with an elephant gun on this one.
He's displayed generosity that enters the realm of the obscene, and a I fear he may need help.

I came home and found this...

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I knew I was in for it, but there's no way I could have known how deep the trouble I was in was.
As Dustin's note says ... it seems "One does not simply Bomb" him.

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Then under the packaging and bubble wrap I found this...

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I honestly don't know what to say.
Dustin - you're crazy.
I think you sent me the wrong box.

You counted the sticks I sent you right?
There was what... 7 or 8??
And one of them was kind of a novelty stick.

This is WAY WAY WAY overkill.
I may never walk again.

But wow man...
Thank you. I don't know what to say.
Once my brain starts working again I'll try to come up with something clever.
Until then...
I've surrendered to the Swiss.

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#7
Aren't you going to open it, it could be empty..Tongue

Dustin doesn't mess around, enjoy those fine stogies Doug..

A hell of a hit.
They call me The Mum - Jimmie the Mum
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
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Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
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#8
That is a beautiful hit Dustin! Very well played sir!
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#9
Awesome hit and great sticks!!!
"I do not save cigars for occasions that may not happen. Cigars make the occasion special, not the other way around."

Ryan
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#10
Damn!! Talk about carpet bombing
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