People say that you shorten your life by smoking, drinking, not eating right. Who cares, you shortening it at the end, when you are sick and half dead anyway. Its not like you skip from 35 straight to 40. If I have to choose between having a fun life and living to 75, or eating grass and soy and drinking prune juice to live to 80, I am picking 75.
Mrs. Crowb8 and I attended the Gasparilla pirate invasion and parade in Tampa last year. There were large crowds in attendence so there were port-a-potties lined up about every other block.
I was next in line at one when a butch looking woman came out, looked at me and exclaimed "that's nasty". When I got into the port-a-potty I was expecting to have to deal with crap smears and puddles but it was clean as a whistle.
Then it dawned on me. That dyke was talking about my cigar!
You know it's getting bad when you can't smoke a cigar outdoors in Cigar City without being harrassed!
Its not like you skip from 35 straight to 40. If I have to choose between having a fun life and living to 75, or eating grass and soy and drinking prune juice to live to 80, I am picking 75.
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