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My new chat up line
#1
I had a few drinks in the business lounge at the airport.

While sitting at the bar, a hot blonde pulled up the stool next to me and smiled.

I told her "you remind me of my little toe".

She said "is that because I am little and cute?"

Nope, I said.


"Its because I'm gonna get drunk, and when we get to my place I'm gonna bang you on the dining room table"

Kilt
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#2
I'm glad you will be home soon..
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#3
That's awesome
IF YOU AIN'T FIRST, YOU'RE LAST!!!!!!!
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#4
LOL, I'm using that one!
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#5
Haha nice
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#6
LMAOLMAO
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#7
:LOL1:
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#8
Parkster you are one sick puppy
Have to come here just to see what sick joke you've posted lately

Don
Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it.

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#9
Haha!!!
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Ryan
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#10
Love it!
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