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I had a few drinks in the business lounge at the airport.
While sitting at the bar, a hot blonde pulled up the stool next to me and smiled.
I told her "you remind me of my little toe".
She said "is that because I am little and cute?"
Nope, I said.
"Its because I'm gonna get drunk, and when we get to my place I'm gonna bang you on the dining room table"
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I'm glad you will be home soon..
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That's awesome
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LOL, I'm using that one!
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Parkster you are one sick puppy
Have to come here just to see what sick joke you've posted lately
Don
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Haha!!!
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Love it!
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