10-31-2012, 03:36 AM
I bought the wife some crotchless knickers for Halloween.
Nothing sexual, just to give her a better grip on her broomstick.

I was walking through the cemetery this morning and I saw a bloke crouching behind a headstone.
I said "Morning!"
He said, "No, I'm Having a Shit"
Nothing sexual, just to give her a better grip on her broomstick.

I was walking through the cemetery this morning and I saw a bloke crouching behind a headstone.
I said "Morning!"
He said, "No, I'm Having a Shit"

The 2 most important days of your life are: The day you were born & the day you find out why