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Jake
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Jake was dying.

His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly: "I have something I must confess."

"There's no need to, " his wife replied.

"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"


"I know," she replied, " now just rest and let the poison work."

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LOL!!!
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:lmao:
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Poor Tank...Tongue
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LMAO!
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LMAO
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
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Nowthatsfunny
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