10-09-2012, 09:42 AM
I called BA to book my next flight.
The operator asked me "How many people are flying with you?"
I replied "I don't know! It’s your fecking plane!"
A Muslim was sitting next to me on my flight down this hitch.
I did my usual and ordered a whisky when I was asked if I’d like a drink.
The stewardess then asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.
He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!"
So I handed my drink back and said
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"
Mahk and Dick decided to swap partners for the night.
After 3 hours of amazing sex, Mahk says "I wonder how the girls are getting on".
Let me tell you about Mrs P and I on our wedding night.
She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says
"You know what I want, don't you?"
"Yeah," says I. "The whole fecking bed by the looks of it!"
I'm here all week ...... ehthinkque
The operator asked me "How many people are flying with you?"
I replied "I don't know! It’s your fecking plane!"
A Muslim was sitting next to me on my flight down this hitch.
I did my usual and ordered a whisky when I was asked if I’d like a drink.
The stewardess then asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.
He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!"
So I handed my drink back and said
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"
Mahk and Dick decided to swap partners for the night.
After 3 hours of amazing sex, Mahk says "I wonder how the girls are getting on".
Let me tell you about Mrs P and I on our wedding night.
She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says
"You know what I want, don't you?"
"Yeah," says I. "The whole fecking bed by the looks of it!"
I'm here all week ...... ehthinkque
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