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Pig F***ing
A man walks into his bedroom, where his wife in laying in bed. He is holding a duck underneath his arm.
He announces to his wife, "this is the pig I've been F***ing."
His wife says, "You're a moron, that's a duck."
To which he replies, "I was talking to the duck."
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