08-13-2012, 04:38 AM
On the ride home from the Vegas HERF, the SC Rough Riders were blasting along the highway when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.
Their leader, Dooley, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that .... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.
After she's finished, Dooley gets approval from his buddie's, the onlookers, State Trooper's, and even Cassie, then he says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
she said:
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl"
The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!
Their leader, Dooley, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that .... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.
After she's finished, Dooley gets approval from his buddie's, the onlookers, State Trooper's, and even Cassie, then he says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
she said:
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl"
The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!
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