08-03-2012, 02:37 PM
John and Mum, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west and East Coast, and had been friends for years. John had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Mum would ask, and John would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars."
The years went by, and Mum figured he didn't have much longer, so he got John out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. So up in the air they went for a ride, once in the air John and Mum started to argue.
The Pilot, between flights, overheard, John and Mum fighting, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take yous up flying, and if yous don't say a word the ride is on me, but if I hear one sound, your gonna pay me ten dollars.
So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could--heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word from John and Mum. Finally the Pilot admitted defeat and went back the airport.
Pilot said "I'm surprised, why didn't you say anything?"
"John said I almost said something when Mum fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."
The years went by, and Mum figured he didn't have much longer, so he got John out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. So up in the air they went for a ride, once in the air John and Mum started to argue.
The Pilot, between flights, overheard, John and Mum fighting, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take yous up flying, and if yous don't say a word the ride is on me, but if I hear one sound, your gonna pay me ten dollars.
So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could--heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word from John and Mum. Finally the Pilot admitted defeat and went back the airport.
Pilot said "I'm surprised, why didn't you say anything?"
"John said I almost said something when Mum fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."
As Mr. Mum says "make the time you wont regret it"
2010 the year I got my a$$ handed to me from my fellow SC brothers!
2010 the year I got my a$$ handed to me from my fellow SC brothers!
