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07-29-2012, 07:47 PM
Okay, this one is straight from my 4 year old, so keep that in mind;

Q, What do Police Men eat for breakfast?

Me, I dunno, what?

A, Cop Tarts!
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07-29-2012, 07:48 PM
Another one of his favorites is;

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cowp.

Cowp Who?

Ha-Ha, you said cow-poo!
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07-29-2012, 08:38 PM
Ha. Funny 4 yr old!!!
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07-29-2012, 11:53 PM
reminds me of mine... sometimes all you can do is shake your head and smile... Big Grin
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07-30-2012, 07:16 AM
(07-29-2012, 08:38 PM)NickDrista Wrote: Ha. Funny 4 yr old!!!
He would like to think so, every joke he tells is in that sing-songy stand up comedian voice that sounds like it should be followed by a rim-shot.
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07-30-2012, 10:41 AM
Priceless

sounds like youtube material to me!
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07-31-2012, 05:43 PM
Thanks for sharing Cotton, got to love the kids telling jokes.
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