01-16-2012, 06:58 AM
F.O.G Skipper bursts into the rec room at the retirement home.
He holds his clenched fist in the air and announces "Anyone who can guess whats in my hand can have sex with me tonight"
An elderly woman in the rear of the room shouts out, "An elephant?"
Skipper thinks for a minute and says,"Close enough."
He holds his clenched fist in the air and announces "Anyone who can guess whats in my hand can have sex with me tonight"
An elderly woman in the rear of the room shouts out, "An elephant?"
Skipper thinks for a minute and says,"Close enough."
The 2 most important days of your life are: The day you were born & the day you find out why
