Morning coffee in ROME

[Jimmie the Mum]

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a Priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him, "Father."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him, "Your Grace."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone bows their head and says, "Your Eminence."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room, people call him, "Your Holiness."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?".

She proudly replied, "I have a daughter,

Slim,

Tall,

38D Breasts,

24" Waist, and

36" Hips.










When she walks into a room, people say,"Oh My God."

[Tonto]

[GMJager]

Hahahahaha. Thats exactly what I'd say too.

[CigarJohn]

A photo to go along I love it

[wtfdic]

Haven't you told this joke before?

[Jimmie the Mum]

Haven't you told this joke before?

Yea, I thought I did. But I did a search and couldn't find it.
Either way, that's one heck of a body and worth repeating.

[GMJager]

Yea, I thought I did. But I did a search and couldn't find it.
Either way, that's one heck of a body and worth repeating.

I agree.

[wtfdic]

Haven't you told this joke before?

Yea, I thought I did. But I did a search and couldn't find it.
Either way, that's one heck of a body and worth repeating.

Absolutely