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Swipped this from the NUB site
Skipper the cigar aFISHinodo Offline
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#1
09-15-2011, 12:09 PM
Scottish Golf Sign
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1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG,LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF
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09-15-2011, 12:34 PM
LOL
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09-15-2011, 02:21 PM
LMAO
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#4
09-15-2011, 10:53 PM
Great find John.
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09-16-2011, 07:11 AM
I'm waiting for Parkster to see this.
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#6
09-16-2011, 07:22 AM
HAHA awesome.
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09-16-2011, 11:38 AM
LOL, Dave does this all the time.
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09-16-2011, 12:08 PM
So THAT'S how its done... dang... been missing #6 for all these years...
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#9
09-19-2011, 11:35 AM
Now that is funny, I,ve missed this but John text me today to let me know.

It's a classic for sure.
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