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#1
08-23-2011, 10:03 PM
Two rednecks are sitting on the front porch.

One says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?" "Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the VFW!"
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08-23-2011, 10:54 PM
LMAO
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08-24-2011, 11:43 AM
LOL
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08-24-2011, 07:39 PM
LOL
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08-24-2011, 10:08 PM
Its elk not elks. Boo! Hahaha
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#6
08-24-2011, 11:19 PM
LOL jim it needed a pic
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Elk Sex


[Image: Redneck+at+the+Bar.jpg]

Two rednecks are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Beau, did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"

"Aw shit, Clevon..," says Beau, "and I just joined the American Legion!”
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08-29-2011, 01:12 AM
LOL!!! Gotta tell that one to a few Elks who are also Masons in my lodge.
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