A NewYork FOG"Skipper" drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down the Interstate, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a New York State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then
120.
Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30
minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding -- a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let this pass."
The FOG Skipper gentleman paused, then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a New York State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
The Trooper said: "Have a nice day."
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down the Interstate, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a New York State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then
120.
Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30
minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding -- a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let this pass."
The FOG Skipper gentleman paused, then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a New York State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
The Trooper said: "Have a nice day."
As Mr. Mum says "make the time you wont regret it"
2010 the year I got my a$$ handed to me from my fellow SC brothers!
2010 the year I got my a$$ handed to me from my fellow SC brothers!
