02-07-2011, 06:28 AM
This is one of my all time favourites.
CJ goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy looks down upon CJ and says, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown."
Hearing all of this CJ promptly faints!
The big guy picks up CJ and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks CJ, "What's wrong?"
CJ says, "Excuse me but what did you say?"
The big guy looks down and says, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown."
CJ says, "Thank God, I thought you said, "Turn around."
CJ goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy looks down upon CJ and says, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown."
Hearing all of this CJ promptly faints!
The big guy picks up CJ and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks CJ, "What's wrong?"
CJ says, "Excuse me but what did you say?"
The big guy looks down and says, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown."
CJ says, "Thank God, I thought you said, "Turn around."
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