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The AMA has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package
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The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot  of nerve.
The Obstetricians  felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the
Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow  up!'
The Psychiatrists  thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on  the matter."
The Podiatrists  thought it was a step forward, but the
Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a$$ holes in Washington .
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That is great Jimmie! 
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How about the chiropractors?  They didn't think it was all that it was cracked up to be.

 
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UPDATE: 

Threadjack in progress!  (sorry Mumsy)

 

 

 

Here is the true AMA take on the stimulus plan and I concur:

 

 

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The real joke here is that this print costs $2,500!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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Hahahahaha....ROFLMFAO!!! [lol][lol][lol]

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I do like BO's tie!
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