10-25-2010, 02:48 AM
Yo mamma so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook!
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10-25-2010, 03:17 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-25-2010, 03:25 AM by jollymon16.)
Yo mama's so fat that when she fell in love she broke it
I've seen people like yo mama before, but I had to pay admission!" There are big spiders and little spiders, but your Mom is still a slut (can't help myself)
I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead.
-Jimmy Buffett 
10-25-2010, 04:01 PM
Yo mama's so fat, when she cuts herself she bleeds maple syrup
I like smoking lightning
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth!
Yo Mama So Stupid she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!
"Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace."
Raul Julia R.I.P: Angel F. Tamame, Deb Krekovich, John Axisa, Jr. 
10-26-2010, 07:37 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-26-2010, 07:43 AM by Skipper the cigar aFISHinodo.)
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo moma's so fat... the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity. her belt size is Equator, the style is Asteroid. when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'... she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic. She sat on 4 quarters and made a dollar.
Jonathan Charles Axisa, my beloved son, 11/7/1979 - 7/8/2010
Ғµ(Ķ Cancer 
10-26-2010, 09:27 AM
Yo mamma's so fat that she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mamma so fat... I took a picture of her last X-mas and it still printing.
Yo mamma so old... That when she was in school, there was no history class.
10-26-2010, 03:24 PM
so old...
Her SSN is 1 her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter captain caveman is your brother
Jonathan Charles Axisa, my beloved son, 11/7/1979 - 7/8/2010
Ғµ(Ķ Cancer
10-26-2010, 04:30 PM
Yo Mamma is so fat that whenever it rains she puts on a yellow raincoat and goes up the hill where everyone thinks she is the sun.
10-27-2010, 01:16 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-27-2010, 01:19 AM by The Diamond Lion.)
Yo momma is so nasty. She's like a bowling ball: she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she comes back for more.
Yo momma is so nasty that crabs use the tampon string to bungy jump. Yo momma is so nasty: when she went to Victoria's Secret it told on her.
"I will strive to live with love & care—upon the level by the square"
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