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So, after going to Minecraft convention. I went to my good friends party. About 8 or so of us from high school still get together. I was upstairs eating and getting more beer, and headed downstairs and ran out to patio. While i was doing this, they said" where is Larry" a moment later i barreled thought the screen door and it went flying like cool-aid man. It was destroyed, but everyone cracked up. I'm still laughing. I feel a little bad. Had great day though.
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08-07-2018, 09:30 PM
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Throwing my wife in the mix. She called me at work today and said van wouldn't start. I leave work and try to jump it. It started and asked her to take off cables. I hop out and car stalls, alternator I suspect. I look over at wife and wonder why I see smoke coming from her hands... She is holding both red, and black in one hand while still attached to my car.... I was wtf are you doing, drop them! She is lucky.. Jumper cables are shot.. She almost was too.
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(08-07-2018, 09:30 PM)nayslayer Wrote: Throwing my wife in the mix. She called me at work today and said van wouldn't start. I leave work and try to jump it. It started and asked her to take off cables. I hop out and car stalls, alternator I suspect. I look over at wife and wonder why I see smoke coming from her hands... She is holding both red, and black in one hand while still attached to my car.... I was wtf are you doing, drop them! She is lucky.. Jumper cables are shot.. She almost was too.
WOW!
I could see my wife doing that too!
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Good thing she is ok but She must be all charged up..
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That could have been bad! Glad she's all right.
Too bad we can't say the same for that screen door.
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Forgot to pack clean socks & underwear this morning in my gym bag,
So I took a shower and went commando. Not a big deal, I certainly wasn't wearing sweaty underwear.
But I had to wear the socks I worked out in, after all where I was gonna tuck my Johnson in so it didn't hang out. 
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Is Johnson the name for your cell phone?
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01-11-2019, 11:09 AM
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Ben for a cheesehead, you're a smart cookie..
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Another idiot move by me. Can't find my IPod Nano. Figure I lost it at the gym. Thought maybe I threw in the trash, either in a recycle bin or garbage . Went back with gloves & two garbage bags. Moved everything from one bag to another & no luck.
WTF. Must of dropped it & now someone has an old Nano with a bunch of cigar podcasts on it and a broken clip. Guess, I'll start using my phone and IHeart radio to listen to podcasts.
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