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not really a joke
#1
My wife really is the smartest person I know. but sometimes she does have blond moments.

I commented that her brother should put an ATM in his store. she said that would be way too much trouble. I didnt ask what she mean't, I just shrugged it off.
A few months later we were watching the news and they reported on someone stealing an ATM from the hospital cafeteria. she said "why would they steal that, there's no money in the machine"
I was puzzled and asked her why she thought that.
"The money comes from the bank of course"
I suddenly realized she thought there was a tube system (like at the bank drive through) that delivered the money to the atm-from the bank. Headbash
I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead.
-Jimmy Buffett
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#2
ATM

Another Tube Machine

hahahahahahahahaha!
~ 2010- The year I was "showered" with gifts from my SC Brothers.


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#3
That was good..
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#4
lol funny..but you gotta love her even more now for giving you that moment



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#5
wow, thats just plain awesome
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#6
very nice LOL
--Mike
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#7
WOW!!! Too funny!!!
"Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace."
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#8
Nice Big Grin
This is my boomstick!
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#9
ATM
doesn't the T stand for Tube?

PS, I'm thinking you dont want her reading this thread. If she finds out you are entertaining your Internet cigar buddies at her expense... well, the (not really a) joke will be on you!
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#10
That's great! When my wife and I were dating in HS I had her convinced that flamingos only had one leg. Went on for a couple of years until I took her to Sea World. She sat for over an hour till one of them put their other leg down and she yells out " I knew they had two legs!"
I then explained that they had birth defects and that couldn't fly off as they were to heavy. Worked until frickin Al Gore invented the Internet. Now she double checks everything I tell her. lol
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