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NEW DEADLY DISEASE
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Gonorrhea Lectim (deadly disease)

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim:

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning
about a new virulent strain of this old disease.The disease
is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect'em,"
and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk
behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.
Many victims contracted it in 2008, but now most people,
after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting
to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new
drug just coming on the market called Votemout.
You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012
and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could
become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
"Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace."
Raul Julia

R.I.P: Angel F. Tamame, Deb Krekovich, John Axisa, Jr.
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#2
Ain't that the truth Angel!!!
Almirante Pirata
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#3
(08-09-2010, 10:52 AM)iSmoke Wrote: Gonorrhea Lectim (deadly disease)

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim:

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning
about a new virulent strain of this old disease.The disease
is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect'em,"
and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk
behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.
Many victims contracted it in 2008, but now most people,
after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting
to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new
drug just coming on the market called Votemout.
You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012
and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could
become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Pronounced "Terrible Obama Nation"
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#4
lol very funny
I started the sit down video.....The Transporter!!
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