06-08-2010, 09:35 PM
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long
conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach
the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?", he asked, rather tentatively.
"I would like it infrequently", she replied. The old
gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over
towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?"
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long
conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach
the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?", he asked, rather tentatively.
"I would like it infrequently", she replied. The old
gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over
towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?"
They call me The Mum - Jimmie the Mum
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
Honorary Shield Brother
Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
Honorary Shield Brother
Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
thats some good stuff
