Unexpected Jam

[Jimmie the Mum]

Yes, I was Jam Bombed!!

Here I was day 4 of painting my son's condo (probably 3 or 4 days left). An hour drive there and an hour drive back. I usually smoke a stogie driving back home as a little reward for a hard day's work. Well today Mrs. Mum came with me. Actually she was a big help (doing a lot of cleaning and some prep work for me).
But that meant no stogie on the way back.

As I pull in the driveway, Mrs. Mum notices a box on the front porch. As soon as she said there's a package; it finally hit me that I was Jammed. Son of a b.i.t.c.h. Why Me?

Here's the box:


I have to say Jam knows how to take someone out.

The damage:
He knows I'm a die hard Met fan and included a cap:


So why was this box 6lbs.?
Here's why..

Homemade Jam wine:
What goes good with wine, some say cheese and bread but Jam says:


Yes, that's right, a freaking Sausage (Hey Mario, you jealous)? I have a place where this baby will hang for a while.


Of course, Jam sent me a little reading material, the calendar front page lists my birthday June 10th.).


This is a cigar forum and what's a bomb without cigars?
Look at these babies:

Partagas Culebras

But that's not all, far from over. Another 15 first class stogies.


CAO LA Traviata, Cugine(members Only), Camacho, An Alec Bradley, A Perdomo Corojo.

Wanna see some more:

A box press CAO Mx2, A CAO LX@, A Alec Bradley Tempest, 10 Anniversary Perdomo Reserve and a Liga Privada Nbr. 9.

But we are not done yet:

A Montecristo, A Cubao, A Tabacos Baez, A Joyde Nicaragua and a Casa Magna.

The complete damage:


And the letter:


What can I say? Not much, I'm speecjless.
Jam sent me a PM and told me why I was the chosen one. I'm honored to be hit by a fellow East coast guy and a great one at that.

Of course if Jam knows me then he better be careful.
Patience my friend is what The Mum believes in..

[buckit60]

Bahahahahahaha how does it feel to be Jam Bombed nice hit

[Leatherwringer]

Great work Jam.....VERY IMPRESSIVE!!

[Hunlock]

Nicely done sir. Nicely done.

[Medic443stl]

Wow my friend! That was an impressive hit!

[Tonto]

WOW!!! That's some hit!!!

[CigarJohn]

Nicely done Jam....but maybe you should of thought about that before you dug yourself a early grave......HAHAHAHAHHA

[SenorSmoke]

Dude.....

Jam stepped up and popped the Mum.
I am impressed. Going to be really impressed if he survives.

[MaytagMan]

Jammed up for sure... what a great hit... will Jimmie recover? I don't know how...

[jam]

Enjoy Brother